from Cindy  ~  One time George, age 65, woke up thinking he was the president of the USA and that I was causing a national security crisis because I wouldn't get him out of bed. I said "you aren't the president, Obama is." He thought a minute and told me "well then, I am the vice president."

from Susan  ~  We discovered Pop, age 91, didn't like green beans when we found he had stashed them in his crayon bag.